I went for the boots.
I’ve never gone shopping on Black Friday… which is now technically Thanksgiving Thursday night. I’ve gone for the people watching which lasted maybe 30 minutes one time and even then, I hated every second of it.
Shopping isn’t my thing.
Crowds aren’t my thing.
Cranky people aren’t my thing.
But Kohl’s and their marketing team are brilliant and sent me a flier in the mail, showing me all of their amazing Black Friday deals. The $20 boots made me change my mind about going shopping on a holiday, let alone, the biggest shopping day of the year.
And so, towards the end of Thanksgiving evening, I found myself heading into Kohl’s in hopes of getting some awesome boots. I didn’t rush to be one of the first people there because I wear a size 10.... which means it’s above the average size of shoe and less people will be looking for that size.
However, it also means there are less in stock because that size isn’t as high in demand.
The parking lot was filled with cars. Not one space was empty. All I could think about was ALL those PEOPLE inside the store. But, I mustered up the courage and desire for boots, and went in anyway.
The checkout line went all the way to the very back of the store. I headed to the boot section and saw the most amazing pair of boots for $20. And no size 10. I even asked one of the lovely employees if there was any in my size in stock but the answer was no. So, I moved on to another pair which had a size 10 and was on sale, so I scooped them up. None of the other boots I liked were on sale, so I moved on to the next section.
I would have loved to thrown them into a cart or bag, but there were none available, so everything I picked up, I had to carry, which wasn’t going to be easy because I also wanted to get a few kitchen appliances which had some really awesome prices. Within 20 minutes of my shopping venture, I was trying to balance 4 boxes in my hands.
They also had pillows and towels on sale, which are items I really need, but I had no idea how I was going to balance everything. My trusty Black Friday shopping companion helped me as much as possible but soon we were getting clumsy, knocking over display items and dropping something every few minutes. Finally, I volunteered to keep all of our possessions in the corner and take turns shopping. It seemed to work out in our favor, even though all it did was make me realize how done I was with shopping and we still had a really long line to stand in.
I picked up a winter coat which has been something on my list to purchase for a few years, but I’ve always gotten by layering and sweatshirts. By the time we made it to the line, it was even further wrapping around the store. We dropped our things and I headed off to the bathroom. By the time I got back, my shopping partner was really struggling to move everything down the line. I hopped back in line and instantly knocked over my box of boots and struggled to flip them over. After a few minutes of laughing out loud at myself and making light of the situation, the lady behind me asked if she could help me.
“Well, if you’re not going anywhere or doing anything, I’d love your help.”
She laughed and quickly helped me get on my way. “Why not? It’s not like my hands are filled like yours.”
“Right, wouldn’t it have been nice if they had extra carts?”
We continued to make small talk about taking turns napping, escaping to the massage chairs, yet we kept to ourselves. I would sometimes detour from the line and look at a few other things but it wasn’t until we got to a display of boots that really made me change my tune of being tired, to being excited to be a did-it-for-the-deals shopper. As much as I love boots, I have a really hard time finding boots that fit my massive calves! Not only do I work out on a regular basis but I also stand on my feet most of the time, so my calves make shopping for boots a struggle! However this pair had laces up the back so it seemed like it would be a good pair of boots for someone with big calves. Since we still had at least a half an hour left in line before even seeing the checkout counters, I decided to look for my size. And there it was, on the very bottom of the display.
I set down all the things I had been carrying and started to pull out the box. The whole pile started to tilt and I went to catch it but I was a little too slow and the top box toppled off the display on to the floor on the other side. The ladies behind me were laughing and one went to get the box that had fallen over. A few minutes later, my shoe was off and I was working on shoving my foot in the boot. And that’s when I realized I was trying to put the boot on the wrong foot. The ladies behind me laughed as I kicked off my other boot and started putting on the other foot, when I realized, I was actually right the first time! However, I still needed to unlace the boot so I could get my foot all the way in.
One of the ladies had mentioned something about wanting to be more comfortable while standing in line and I jokingly told her to take off her shoes and feel at home! After all, I had my shoes off! I was standing in line in my socks. They went with it and we continued to joke about how I was keeping them entertained while in line vs. someone with a bad attitude and making the wait unpleasant! While we were having a good time and while I was still continuing to try and put on this boot (which had now caused me to break a sweat) the people beyond us weren’t quiet as amused with my entertainment and kept giving me glaring looks.
Now, I don’t know if you know this about me or not, but the more unhappy you look around me, the more I try to make you smile. I mean, we were all in line, we weren’t going anywhere, why not have a little fun?!?!
After 15 minutes, many attempts, several jokes, sweat forming on my forehead, and a lot of laughter, I finally got one boot on. I wasn’t sure how I felt about it, mostly because I was exhausted from putting the boot on. I got a thumbs up from the ladies behind me, and my shopping buddy. Plus, they were on sale for $30. “When you get all the laces where you want them, it won’t take you 20 minutes to put one boot on, either.” One of the ladies reminded me as I was trying to decide whether or not I liked how they looked on me. I was concerned about the fact that so much leg would be showing between the laces and I didn’t want the back of my leg to look….lumpy.
I thought she was going to wet herself when I described the possibility of my leg looking lumpy. We were loud, laughing, and having a good time, while the people behind us still gave us grumpy looks.
Taking the boot off was just as exhausting as putting it on, and almost as entertaining! However once I got the boot off, that extra long box made us scooting our purchases along the floor of the store so much easier. When we finally got to the register, I told the ladies behind me to have a happy thanksgiving and that I was so pleased they put up with me without getting grumpy and made our experience in line a pleasure. We parted ways and I gave Kohl’s more money that I had intended.
I made it home two hours later, which isn’t bad considering one hour was in line. Even though I got 2 pairs of boots, a winter coat, 3 different kitchen appliances, 2 pillows, and 2 towels for $140, I don’t know if I will make Black Friday shopping a tradition. The experience wasn’t horrible but exhausting! I still much prefer the luxury of shopping online….and boots are one thing I refuse to purchase online because of my calves.
But missing this chance to get amazing boots for $30?!?!? I might be back at Kohl's a year from now.